NO VISITORS AT ALL - EVER

According to my cheap and cheerless site tracker, this site has rejoiced in the grand total of NO VISITORS AT ALL - EVER! As all of you NO VISITORS AT ALL - EVER will appreciate, this is somewhat dissappointing in a crushed like an old yoghurt pot and improperly recycled kind of way. Nil Desperandum. Never let it be said that Throbgoblins International is the kind of fictitious organisation that gives up just because it has NO VISITORS AT ALL - EVER! We shall struggle onwards, pausing only to go and do something completely different instead- like pot-holing, perhaps, or abstract expressionism!
No, that doesn't sound right; that doesn't sound right at all. We have an eco-apocalypse to avert, and we have to do it before my son gets big enough to beat a confession out of me:- " It's a fair cop, son - I did bugger-all! I pissed your future up the wall for the sake of Tetris and individual pizzas." Which gives us about four years, according to the pencil marks on my kitchen wall. So...me and my NO VISITORS AT ALL - EVER will just have to knuckle down.

NO VISITORS AT ALL - EVER - statistics courtesy of Readham and Wheape

PLANE STOOPID

No Third Runway

Off Piste

I just found this lurking in an abandoned ski resort.

TITANIC BLUNDERS

Still needs some tinkering, but...

New website

Just to forewarn any passers by that a proper navigable website is currently under construction at

http://www.climatecartoons.org.uk

and will be up and (at least) jogging by August. Grateful thanks to Marc Hudson for once again doing the difficult bits whilst I mess about with crayons.

Nitrogen, Phosphorus and Potassium

This doesn't exactly stand up on its own. I won't try to explain. Instead I'll just point y'all towards...
http://www.celsias.com/blog/2007/07/05/water-worries/